Jimcus

Vader resigns over Stormtrooper recruitment fiasco DEATH STAR II, - Darth Vader, feared servant of the Sith and ruler of the Galactic Empire, heeded the numerous calls this week from leading members of his Death Star supreme cabinet and resigned this morning following a series of administrative catastrophes that have left the reputation of the Empire’s dreaded Stormtrooper regiments in tatters. SHAME “I can no longer maintain my position whilst competence and efficiency remain in our respected Stormtrooper units”, a broken and demoralised Vader claimed during a press conference whilst orbiting the planet Endor last night, &#

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