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~Jimcus:iconJimcus:

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DEATH STAR II, - Darth Vader, feared servant of the Sith and ruler of the Galactic Empire, heeded the numerous calls this week from leading members of his Death Star supreme cabinet and resigned this morning following a series of administrative catastrophes that have left the reputation of the Empire’s dreaded Stormtrooper regiments in tatters.   
SHAME   
“I can no longer maintain my position whilst competence and efficiency remain in our respected Stormtrooper units”, a broken and demoralised Vader claimed during a press conference whilst orbi Vader resigns
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TROY,- Mayhem ensued last night when insurgents of unknown origin infiltrated the city walls and began attacking residents at the heart of the city. Early reports indicate that around 100 citizens have died near the site of the Trojan Horse, with many more injured. These cowardly attacks follow months of conflict and hardship with the U.G.F. (United Greek Front), concluding with the establishment of a peace settlement and a Greek withdrawal from Trojan territory.  
 
No deities have so far claimed responsibility for the attack.   
King Priam has co Terrorists assault Troy
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Something had to give, and Reason in hunger obliged with haste.  Tearing his umbilical cord from the minds of the human race,  In the throes of death, his own lifeline he did taste.   
The stampede of the starving storms on below,  seven billion pairs of feet churning a tempest of dust,  blotting out the bloated Sun’s gift to glow.  In the gathering darkness the ravenous mob  rages across every inch of every continent,  Feasting upon itself, the unborn, the living, the dying, the dead.   
Unsatisfied with this gluttony, Conversations on Ouroboros
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Journal Entry: Fri Apr 4, 2008, 4:17 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Playing: Mario Kart: Double Dash!
  • Drinking: Tea
Apologies for the rather...unconventional...deviation that was uploaded onto my account the other day. The girlfriend will be thoroughly spanked for the transgression.

And...yeah. How is everyone? :bucktooth:

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: Stafford, England.
  • Interests: Drawing, singing, photography, reading, deception, distraction, destruction and tea.
  • Favourite movie: No Country For Old Men
  • Favourite band or musician: Arch Enemy, Mastodon, Opeth, Type O Negative, Megadeth.
  • Favourite genre of music: Whalecore.
  • Favourite artist: Frank Frazetta, Boris Vallejo and Louis Royo.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Cormac McCarthy, Margaret Atwood...
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen Touch 20GB
  • Shell of choice: 820kg high explosive Big Bertha shells.
  • Favourite game: Super Mario World, Perfect Dark, GoldenEye and all F-Zero games
  • Favourite gaming platform: N64 + SNES.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zapp Brannigan
  • Personal Quote: 'Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.' T.S. Eliot

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~Vanytie:iconVanytie: Apr 13, 2008, 7:39:00 AM
Get lost loser :K
=votemark:iconvotemark: Mar 26, 2008, 1:30:40 PM
:crying: Come back to us! The forums need you!

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~Inconnus:iconInconnus: Feb 20, 2008, 6:03:50 AM
I'm at work from 4-10pm. =P And I'm also ill. Fucking fuck. >:C Fix the lappy.
~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Feb 20, 2008, 5:21:36 AM
Sorry :( My laptop is a bit ill right now, to use msn i have to go online with internet explorer and it keeps misbehaving >: O I'll probably be online around 6-10pm your time tonight though.

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~Inconnus:iconInconnus: Feb 19, 2008, 4:04:09 PM
I make my living selling them.

You haven't been around in ages! >:C You better have been in a car accident and under comatosis, that's the only reason good enough.
~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Jan 29, 2008, 5:34:08 AM
:lol: Mira still does those pictures today.

:heart:

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~trailingbehind:icontrailingbehind: Jan 26, 2008, 3:12:17 AM
Sammy told me you were awesome.

Remember when Miraface used to draw funny pictures for us on MSN? Namely you getting raped by Sven, or someone.

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Um, ew.
*KagomeResurrected:iconKagomeResurrected: Jan 16, 2008, 2:40:24 PM
<3

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~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Jan 15, 2008, 7:55:27 AM
Me too :aww:

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*KagomeResurrected:iconKagomeResurrected: Jan 14, 2008, 7:13:27 PM
i think the little girl with glasses is adowable.

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~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Jan 12, 2008, 9:43:48 AM
I keep it there to remind me of the apocalyptic potential in children. :fear:

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~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Jan 12, 2008, 9:32:06 AM
:aww: Molestation is fun.

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*WarthogDemon:iconWarthogDemon: Dec 30, 2007, 4:32:56 PM
Your webcam scares me. :o

Not sure why.

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:evillaugh: Can't sleep? :evillaugh:
=Navagon:iconNavagon: Dec 25, 2007, 10:13:50 AM
Happy Santa Day, James! :party:

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@VernonX9000:iconVernonX9000: Dec 24, 2007, 8:24:26 PM
Pip-pip, Jolly Christmas-time, eh wot? :pringles:

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~veddie-edder:iconveddie-edder: Dec 22, 2007, 2:17:38 PM
I'll return the favour! :'D
~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Dec 22, 2007, 2:16:06 PM
:lol: Well that's all I need to know about you to confirm that you should be on my watch-list :bucktooth:

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~veddie-edder:iconveddie-edder: Dec 22, 2007, 10:19:27 AM
Serious? Man, I've always wanted to work with polar bears! =P
~Jimcus:iconJimcus: Dec 22, 2007, 9:07:38 AM
:lol: Awesome. I had a pretty bitchin' dream last night - loads of polar bears were escaping from jail. I think you were the guard that shot them all! :fear:

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