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Journey to the Deep by Jimcus Journey to the Deep :iconjimcus:Jimcus 4 3 Chion-in, Kyoto by Jimcus Chion-in, Kyoto :iconjimcus:Jimcus 1 0 September Suicide ID by Jimcus September Suicide ID :iconjimcus:Jimcus 2 3 Te Rua Manga by Jimcus Te Rua Manga :iconjimcus:Jimcus 5 9 Shades over Stafford by Jimcus Shades over Stafford :iconjimcus:Jimcus 2 5
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The Tragedy of Bishop Rock :iconjimcus:Jimcus 0 0
Literature
Vader resigns
Vader resigns over Stormtrooper recruitment fiasco
DEATH STAR II, - Darth Vader, feared servant of the Sith and ruler of the Galactic Empire, heeded the numerous calls this week from leading members of his Death Star supreme cabinet and resigned this morning following a series of administrative catastrophes that have left the reputation of the Empire’s dreaded Stormtrooper regiments in tatters.
SHAME
“I can no longer maintain my position whilst competence and efficiency remain in our respected Stormtrooper units”, a broken and demoralised Vader claimed during a press conference whilst orbiting the planet Endor last night, “it will take a miracle to restore the traditional values of cowardice, poor marksmanship and dying that have established our Stormtrooper legions as not only the most feared, but also the most hilarious forces for evil in the galaxy.”
CARBONITE
Fears were first raised about the apparent degradation of recruitment standards last month, when un
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August Suicide ID by Jimcus August Suicide ID :iconjimcus:Jimcus 3 48 Beware The Birchmen by Jimcus Beware The Birchmen :iconjimcus:Jimcus 18 53
Literature
Someplace, somewhere
It was Death. Reeking, rancid Death. Filling the silence of every ashen morning, during which the sun would embark upon another crawl across the horizon, shredded on every inch of its feeble journey by a tangle of clouds, iron in hue. A steel tomb for those below. They congregated on the streets in ever-growing masses, whilst the survivors were buried out of sight. Those who had envied the dead were already amongst them. Those who didn't fought on for themselves, stalking, hunting and dying alone, whilst the slain quietly observed with expressions of horror, frozen in their final moments. Many of the still living (or rather, still-dying) wore similar expressions of terror, blurring the line that defined where life ended and death began.
The place bore no name, nor did the denizens. Identities were burdensome and an invention of civilisation, and here, civilisation was as alien as human kindness. Faith died with the city too. Mosques, synagogues and churches were hideouts at best, indis
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Cosmetic face-lifts for fish. by Jimcus Cosmetic face-lifts for fish. :iconjimcus:Jimcus 13 58 Pimp Snail +conscripted+ by Jimcus Pimp Snail +conscripted+ :iconjimcus:Jimcus 9 45 M by Jimcus M :iconjimcus:Jimcus 2 35 Pimp snail by Jimcus Pimp snail :iconjimcus:Jimcus 12 65 Stepping stones by Jimcus Stepping stones :iconjimcus:Jimcus 4 32 Victoria Park 2 by Jimcus Victoria Park 2 :iconjimcus:Jimcus 0 12

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10 Years
10 years ago (and about a month) I set up an account on this site. Once upon a time this was noteworthy.
I've been on here longer than I've done anything else in my life.
Weird.
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Lunar Moth Hybrid by thebluekraken Lunar Moth Hybrid :iconthebluekraken:thebluekraken 1,292 111 Gandalf the Black by Benco42 Gandalf the Black :iconbenco42:Benco42 6,008 483 Golem used Rock Slide! by LindseyWArt Golem used Rock Slide! :iconlindseywart:LindseyWArt 3,808 412 Red Rock Autumn by PeterJCoskun Red Rock Autumn :iconpeterjcoskun:PeterJCoskun 963 123 Metamorfosis II by GeredaFernando Metamorfosis II :icongeredafernando:GeredaFernando 1,261 62 A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE 1 by themico A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE 1 :iconthemico:themico 672 75 A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE 2 by themico A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE 2 :iconthemico:themico 349 37 : down + up : by hellfirediva : down + up : :iconhellfirediva:hellfirediva 3,493 466 Kraken by verreaux Kraken :iconverreaux:verreaux 963 134 Rainbow Flight - print by Photosbykev Rainbow Flight - print :iconphotosbykev:Photosbykev 102 15 Sulphur Crested Cockatoo 16 by aussiegal7 Sulphur Crested Cockatoo 16 :iconaussiegal7:aussiegal7 225 48 Cute African Grey by Saintbirdy Cute African Grey :iconsaintbirdy:Saintbirdy 107 21 Chicago Skyline by jamesinc Chicago Skyline :iconjamesinc:jamesinc 63 18 Three Faces Of Jerusalem by hbrodsly Three Faces Of Jerusalem :iconhbrodsly:hbrodsly 79 70

Activity


  • Listening to: Amon Amarth
  • Reading: Peter F. Hamilton's Night's Dawn Trilogy
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Playing: LoL
I'm a primary teacher at a school in Peterborough now. Sweet.

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James Addison
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Happy birthday! :D
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NNonus Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
ey happy birthday
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016
Happy birthday! :D
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
Happy birthday! :D
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birthdays Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's July 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
Happy birthday, Jimcus! :eager:
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
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birthdays Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
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:woohoo: :iconcakelickplz: :iconballoonsplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconballoonsplz2: :iconcakelickplz: :woohoo:

It's July 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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birthdays Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the *birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
Hello! :iconthecakeisalieplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you a wonderful year, and may it be a colourful and full of excitement!
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flufferBug Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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Have a w o n d e r f u l birthday!
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ice-or-fire Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012
Hello!:iconyaayplz:
Happy [early] birthday!
May all of your wishes come true - today and always!
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coolmarvin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday in advance bro.
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ImInMyDreams Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks for faving [link] c:
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Jimcus Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
'twas a pleasure :)
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